Sonic and Deadpool are at the mall, buying pancake mix. Sonic: Did you remember to get the vanilla? Deadpool: I thought you got it. Suddenly, a man resembling Deadpool came in, shooting at the ceiling. Everyone froze in fear. Deadpool: Evil Deadpool?! Evil Deadpool: That's right! Now nobody move! This is a stick-up!!! Suddenly, a green hegdehog resembling Sonic came into the building. Sonic: Scourge!? Scourge: Hello, Sonic. Me and my partner, Evil Deadpool, have been looking for you. Evil Deadpool: Yeah! Our boss mentioned, you were a threat to his plans. Scourge: (slapping evil deadpool upside the head.) You idiot! You've said to much! Deadpool tries to pull out his gun, but Evil Deadpool shoots it out of his hand. Sonic leaps towards Evil Deadpool, kicking him in the face. Scourge jumps at Deadpool, kicking him in the face. (This is starting to get, real repetitive. |=(. ) Deadpool: Who's this guy? Sonic: He's an evil version of me from another dimension. How about you? Evil Deadpool: I'm made of the body parts of him from other realities. Sonic gave him a wide stare. Deadpool pulled out his gun, trying to shoot Scourge, but he used his super speed to dodge the bullets. Scourge: Yipee-Kai- Yay!!! Evil Deadpool pulled out his sword and swung, only getting the hairs on the back of Sonic's head. Sonic: Thanks! I needed a trim! Deadpool managed to kick Scourge in the face, knocking him down. Scourge was bleeding, as Deadpool was beating him. Sonic: Deadpool, stop! Deadpool: (stopping.) Killjoy. Suddenly, a portal opend. Out came a large, green, muscular man, with a white beard. The Green man: Hello Deadpool, it's been so long. Deadpool: Hulk, is that you? The Green man: I go by Maestro, now.