Deadpool and Sonic part 7: Screw Logic!

Tails has awoken to find Deadpool is cleaning, but is surprised to see him dressed as a French maid. Tails: (putting his hand on his face.) Deadpool, why are you wearing that? Deadpool: (while sweeping.) I always wear this when cleaning. Tails: There is no logic to this. Deadpool: Screw logic! Sonic: (coming into the room.) Wha? Ahahahaha!!! Deadpool, you look rediculous! Deadpool: (sternly.) I know what you are, but what am I? Tails: An idiot! Deadpool: (lying.) Pfft! I knew that! Sonic sat down to watch TV, but when he turned it on, the news said Dr. Eggman was attacking. Sonic: Tails, I need you to stay and make sure our, you know what, is secure. Tails: (saluting.) Sir, yes, sir! I always wanted to say that. Sonic: Deadpool, get out of the dress. Deadpool: NO. Sonic groaned, then they headed off.

To be continued...

Deadpool and sonic part 6: Life's a Beach.

Deadpool, Sonic and Tails are vacationing at Emerald Coast. Deadpool: (having some soda with sonic.) This is great, ay guys? Sonic: It sure is, Deadpool. Tails: (getting out of the water to relax.) Hey, Deadpool? Why are you wearing you're costume? Deadpool: (putting down the drink.) I wear this 'cause I'm all covered in scars. Sonic: It's okay, dude! It's probably not that-- Sonic stoped talking, when Deadpool removed his mask, only to find his unsightly features. His face was covered in scars, each one red and sore, Sonic and Tails began to feel bad for him. Sonic: Deadpool. I- I had no idea-- Deadpool: (interupting Sonic.) It's okay. You didn't know. Can we go home, now? So they packed the car and went home, silent the entire trip.

The end.

Deadpool and Sonic part 5: Sonic's Special Friend, Shadow

Our heroes are now headed towards the home of Shadow the Hedgehog. Deadpool: (speaking with an exhausted tone.) Sonic! Will you stop!? I can't run as fast as you! Deadpool and Sonic finally reach Shadow's house, only to find he is being attacked by some men, resembling bee-keepers. Shadow: (while shooting one of the men.) Sonic! Glad you're here! Now, start helping me! Sonic: (jumping forward and kicking one in the face.) Who are these guys? Deadpool: (slicing the guys apart with his swords.) These guys are agents of A.I.M. Sonic and Shadow: A.I.M.? Deadpool: (snapining ones neck.) Yeah, some kind of terrorist organization. I doubt they work for egghead. They were around in my time. Shadow: (while shooting an agent.) Sonic, who is this guy? Sonic: This is Deadpool. He's from the past, but he went into suspended animation. Deadpool: Okay! People are dead! A.I.M. Agent: (while laying on the floor.) Actually, I'm still alive. Deadpool: (after shooting him in the head.) Not anymore! So, Shadow, why were these idiots attacking you? Shadow: (revealing a stone.) Because, I have this. Sonic: Well, what a coincidence! We have one, too! We know you can give that to the government, since you work for them. Shadow: (taking the other stone.) Very well, then. I'll see to it, that this is taken care of. Deadpool: (picking shadow up and hugging him.) Thanks, buddy! Shadow: PUT ME DOWN, NOW!!! So, Sonic and Deadpool headed home, and called it a day.

The end.

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Deadpool and sonic part 4: Scratched and Grounded

Mobotropillis museum, 9: 40 AM. A robot chicken named scratch, and some blue drill thing named grounder, are robbing the Mobotropillis museum of a strange, glowing stone. Scratch: (grabbing the stone.) We got the stone! Ba-gawk! Grounder: Looks more like a gem, to me. Scratch: (slapping grounder upside the head.) Shut up you idiot! If Dr. Eggman says it's a stone, then it's a stone! Suddenly, our heroes rush their way through the door. Deadpool: (pulling out his swords.) Stop where you are-- what kind of a sick joke is this? Scratch: Uh-oh! It's that, Deadpool fella, eggman told us about! Grounder: (with his drills turning into laser guns.) You ain't getting the stone, on my nonexistent watch! As Grounder misses Deadpool, worse than a storm trooper at Luke skywalker, Sonic jumps at Scratch, but the robot chicken ends up shooting a laser at him from the stone. Scratch: Whoa! This is one awesome stone! Ba-gawk! Deadpool kicks Grounder into Scratch, knocking them both down. Scratch and Grounder: (when deadpool takes the stone.) UH-OH! Deadpool: (shooting scratch and grounder through the roof, into the sky.) And it's a hooommmme ruuuuunnn!!! Scratch and Grounder: (flying into the sky.) WE'RE BLASTING OFF, AGAAAIIINNN!!! Scratch and Grounder disappear into the sky in a flash of light. Sonic: No wonder Eggman wanted that stone! Deadpool: It looks familiar. Ah well. What should we do with it? Sonic: I have a friend of mine, who can get that to the authorities. C'mon, let's go! So our heroes head to sonic's friend, begining a new adventure.

 To be continued...

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Deadpool and Sonic part 3: A Morning to Remember.

Sonic's house, 9: 30, AM. Sonic has awoke from bed, seeing Deadpool right infront of him. Sonic: HOLY CRAP!!! Deadpool don't do that! Deadpool: (holding a platter of pancakes.) I made you some breakfast, Sonic. I have a lot more in the kitchen, too. Sonic: How long have you been there? Deadpool: (speaking, joyfully.) since, six in the morning! Sonic: (agrivatedely.) Never do that again. Do you understand me? Deadpool: I think I do. Sonic was suprised when he got in the kitchen, because the room was loaded with pancakes, from floor to ceiling. Tails: (eating pancakes at the table.) Good morning sonic! Ya have a nice sleep? Sonic didn't awnser. He was mesmerized by the large quantities of food. Deadpool: Ah, I love the smell of 372,844 pancakes in the morning. Smells like victory. Tails: (still eating.) That it does, Deadpool. That it does. Sonic sat down and cramed as many pancakes into his mouth, as he could. Suddenly, the alarm went off, again. Sonic: (scarfing down the pancakes.) Tails, pal. Can you stay here and put the rest of these pancakes in the fridge? Tails: If it means leftovers, then yes! So Deadpool and Sonic headed towards the problem, happening in town.

To be continued...

Deadpool and sonic part 2: Can't be killed.

At the center of mobotropillis, home of sonic, the evil Dr. Eggman is terrorizing innocent civilians with his robots. Sonic: (appearing out of nowhere.) Allright Eggman, it's over! Eggman: (firing a laser from his eggmobile.) For you, it is. You won't beat me this time, Sonic! Sonic: (pointing at deadpool.) I got a new guy, here. He's really eager to kick you're butt! Deadpool: (still trying to catch his breathe.) S-s-slow down! I can't run as fast as you, sonic. Eggman: Ha! This fool thinks he can beat me? Now, that's a laugh! Deadpool: (pulling out his guns.) Those robots of you'res look like a good way to start. Tails: Be carful, Deadpool. Deadpool: (shooting down the robots.) Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Badabing- Badabang!!! Eggman: (speaking curiously.) Impressive display. Deadpool, is it? Deadpool: (putting his guns up.)  Correct-o-mundo! What's you're name? Eggman: My name is Dr. Eggman, and I--. Deadpool inturupted, by bursting into tears of laughter. Eggman: (infuriatedly.) NO! NO! STOP! STOP LAUGHING!!! IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! Deadpool: (trying to stop.) you're right, it's not funny... It's halarious! Ahahahaha!!! Angered by Deadpool's laughing, Eggman shot a laser through his chest. Sonic: (in shock.) OMG! Deadpool!!! Deadpool: (as the hole in his chest heals, rapidly.) Don't worry, Sonic. I've got this, totally sick healing factor. I'll be fine! Eggman: (in serious shock.) Well- well- well, I'm getting out of here! But I shall return! Tails: Okaaay? Well, I think we should be getting home, now. So Deadpool, Sonic and Tails head home, enjoy the rest of the day. All is well. For now, at least.

The End. For now

Deadpool and sonic part 1: The Story Begins

In the year, 2019, an anti-hero, ninja mercenary named Deadpool had just handled another contract at a special research facility, working on a cryogenic freezing system, which you'll see is important in a moment. Deadpool decided to take a moment to sit back and relax. However, the chair he sat on had a weak leg, due to accidentally shooting it. The chair broke, and Deadpool fell into one of the freeze tubes. Deadpool: (while about to be frozen.) Oh, crap! 3,000 years later, Deadpool unfroze to find he was in a new location. Deadpool: (looking confused.) Geez! This building went through a lot of changes. Then, Deadpool noticed, what appeared to be a two-tailed fox boy at the table next to him. Deadpool: okaaay? Who are you, and are you really a fox, or a child in a fur costume? The fox: (putting down his cup of juice.) My name is Miles Prower, but you can call me Tails. By the way, you're not at the same building. I found you under some rubble, and took you to my lab. Deadpool: Yes, but are you a fox? Tails: (sternly.) Yes, I'm a fox. Suddenly a blue, teenage hedgehog came through the door, looking suprised. Tails: (happily.) Sonic, look! The guy that was frozen is out! Sonic: Hey, why do you have weapons? Deadpool: My name is Wade Wilson, but you can call me Deadpool. Also, I'm a mercenary. Sonic: (with wide eyes.) If you're a mercenary, are you good or bad? Deadpool: Well I do kill, but I only kill criminals. Sometimes for money. So I guess you can call me an anti-hero. Suddenly an alarm went off. Tails: No more time to talk! We gotta stop Robotnik! Deadpool: Oh, can I come? Sonic: You better not kill anyone. Deadpool: I make no promises.

To be continued...

 

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My Big Decision.

Dear readers, 

As you can tell, I have deleted every fan fiction to come before this post. The reason is because, I was not satisfied with the story I made. I don't think it's terrible, I just thought I could do better. Which is why I have decided to remake the Deadpool and sonic fan fictions. To those who might be mad that I have done this, I apologize, however it is MY fan fiction, so it's my decision. To those on deviant art, if I am to use you're art, I will remember to credit you at the end of each post, to have such pictures. I hope you, all will enjoy the remake, and I appreciate, those who love my fan fics, so much. For now, I must think up ideas for my blog. 

Sincerely, Boba fett blogger.