Deadpool and sonic part 4: Scratched and Grounded

Mobotropillis museum, 9: 40 AM. A robot chicken named scratch, and some blue drill thing named grounder, are robbing the Mobotropillis museum of a strange, glowing stone. Scratch: (grabbing the stone.) We got the stone! Ba-gawk! Grounder: Looks more like a gem, to me. Scratch: (slapping grounder upside the head.) Shut up you idiot! If Dr. Eggman says it's a stone, then it's a stone! Suddenly, our heroes rush their way through the door. Deadpool: (pulling out his swords.) Stop where you are-- what kind of a sick joke is this? Scratch: Uh-oh! It's that, Deadpool fella, eggman told us about! Grounder: (with his drills turning into laser guns.) You ain't getting the stone, on my nonexistent watch! As Grounder misses Deadpool, worse than a storm trooper at Luke skywalker, Sonic jumps at Scratch, but the robot chicken ends up shooting a laser at him from the stone. Scratch: Whoa! This is one awesome stone! Ba-gawk! Deadpool kicks Grounder into Scratch, knocking them both down. Scratch and Grounder: (when deadpool takes the stone.) UH-OH! Deadpool: (shooting scratch and grounder through the roof, into the sky.) And it's a hooommmme ruuuuunnn!!! Scratch and Grounder: (flying into the sky.) WE'RE BLASTING OFF, AGAAAIIINNN!!! Scratch and Grounder disappear into the sky in a flash of light. Sonic: No wonder Eggman wanted that stone! Deadpool: It looks familiar. Ah well. What should we do with it? Sonic: I have a friend of mine, who can get that to the authorities. C'mon, let's go! So our heroes head to sonic's friend, begining a new adventure.

 To be continued...

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