Reasons why Sonic and Deadpool would make an awesome crossover!

1. Both Sonic and Deadpool are edgy, with a layback attitude.

2. They're conversations would be hilarious!

3. They both fight obscure super-villains.

4. They have, both broken the 4th wall.

5. They'd go on all sorts of crazy adventures!

6. They're both well known, across the internet.

Deadpool and Sonic part 11: Meet Maestro

Deadpool and Sonic are now up against Maestro, the EVIL HULK! Sonic tried to spin dash towards him, but Maestro smacked him out of the way. Sonic was felt the agonizing pain, coursing through him. Sonic had never seen such power. Maestro: (grabbing deadpool by the head.) I have been waiting for you, Wade Wilson. I knew you would, one day, show yourself. I have big plans for you! Sonic: spin dashing Maestro from behind.) What ever it is. It's not happen'. Maestro was furious! He reached for Sonic, but the hedgehog ran up his arm onto his shoulder. Sonic mocked him, causing Maestro to become furious. Maestro: (grabbing sonic by the throat.) I'll kill you!!! Deadpool pulled out his machine gun, and shot Maestro. the bullets were strong enough to hurt Maestro, causing him to drop Sonic. Deadpool: (going over to help sonic up.) Careful, Sonic. His strength increases in proportion with his anger. Sonic: (sarcastically.) Oh, that is just wonderful! Next thing you know, he'll be breaking the sound barrier by just clapping his hands! Maestro did just that. He clapped his hands, creating a disruption in the sound barrier, hurting Sonic and Deadpool's ears. Sonic and Deadpool were laying on the floor in pain. Maestro: (approaching them.) Now to end this.

To be continued...

Evil Deadpool and scourge part 10: Evil Opposites

Sonic and Deadpool are at the mall, buying pancake mix. Sonic: Did you remember to get the vanilla? Deadpool: I thought you got it. Suddenly, a man resembling Deadpool came in, shooting at the ceiling. Everyone froze in fear. Deadpool: Evil Deadpool?! Evil Deadpool: That's right! Now nobody move! This is a stick-up!!! Suddenly, a green hegdehog resembling Sonic came into the building. Sonic: Scourge!? Scourge: Hello, Sonic. Me and my partner, Evil Deadpool, have been looking for you. Evil Deadpool: Yeah! Our boss mentioned, you were a threat to his plans. Scourge: (slapping evil deadpool upside the head.) You idiot! You've said to much! Deadpool tries to pull out his gun, but Evil Deadpool shoots it out of his hand. Sonic leaps towards Evil Deadpool, kicking him in the face. Scourge jumps at Deadpool, kicking him in the face. (This is starting to get, real repetitive. |=(. ) Deadpool: Who's this guy? Sonic: He's an evil version of me from another dimension. How about you? Evil Deadpool: I'm made of the body parts of him from other realities. Sonic gave him a wide stare. Deadpool pulled out his gun, trying to shoot Scourge, but he used his super speed to dodge the bullets. Scourge: Yipee-Kai- Yay!!! Evil Deadpool pulled out his sword and swung, only getting the hairs on the back of Sonic's head. Sonic: Thanks! I needed a trim! Deadpool managed to kick Scourge in the face, knocking him down. Scourge was bleeding, as Deadpool was beating him. Sonic: Deadpool, stop! Deadpool: (stopping.) Killjoy. Suddenly, a portal opend. Out came a large, green, muscular man, with a white beard. The Green man: Hello Deadpool, it's been so long. Deadpool: Hulk, is that you? The Green man: I go by Maestro, now.

To be continued...

Deadpool and Sonic part 9: Duck Season.

Sonic, Tails and Deadpool are at Taco Bell, eating chimichangas. Sonic: (eating a chimichanga.) This is good, Deadpool, but I prefer chilidogs. Deadpool: I respect you're opinion. Suddenly, Deadpool heard a voice in his head. Voice #1: Don't lie, Wade! Deadpool: Oh, shut up! Tails: Exscuse me? Deadpool: Sorry, I was talking to one of the voices in my head. Sonic and Tails starred at him, whith wide eyes. Voice #2: It's true! Deadpool: They can't hear you! Suddenly, the front door blew open. Appearing from the rubble was a green duck. The Duck: (in a British accent.) Well, hellooooooo, everyone! The names Bean the Dynamite Duck! I'm hear to steal you're money... AND CHIMICHANGAS!!! Deadpool: (pulling out his swords.) You'll never get my chimichangas! NEVER!!! Bean: (suprised.) Hey! Aren't you Deadpool, from Marvel comics? Deadpool: (putting up his swords.) Aren't you Bean, from Sonic Archie comics? Bean and Deadpool: (directly in each other's faces.) YOU'RE MY FAVORITE COMIC BOOK CHARACTER!!! Deadpool: I guess I have to- wait! You break the 4th wall, too? Bean: Everyone on Mobius breaks the 4th wall! Deadpool: Sonic! Why didn't you tell me this? Sonic: Why didn't you ask? Bean: Sorry. Geuss I gotta fight you. Deadpool: No hard feelings. I'll try not to be to rough with ya! Bean jumped up, and punched Deadpool, strait in the nose, breaking it. Voice #1: You okay? Deadpool: (snapping his nose back into place.) Of course, I'm okay! For a voice in my head, you sure don't know nothing about me! Deadpool: (punching bean in the beak.) Hey, Daffy! It's duck season! Ahahahaha!!! Sonic curled up into a ball and dashed towards Bean, causing him to fly out the window. Bean was knocked out. The police came, took Bean away and they continued eating. Sonic: (to the narrator.) What about the front door!? Deadpool: Who cares? I just wanna eat!

The end.

Deadpool and Sonic part 8: Here we go again!

Deadpool and Sonic are at now Downtown Mobotropillis. Eggman: Well, look who's here! Sonic: Hey, Baldy Mc-Nosehair! Eggman growled with anger. The mad scientist pressed a button, transforming his egg-mobile into a huge tank. Eggman: (from within the tank.) Behold! The Big Ultimate Termination Tank! Ahohohoho!!! Deadpool: The B.U.T.T.? Hahahahaha!!! Eggman: How could I have missed that?! Sonic: It's, actually fitting, seeing as how that's what we came here to kick! Deadpool: (hi fiveing sonic.) Awe, yeah, son! Now that's what I'm talking about! Deadpool pulls out his guns, shooting the tank. Eggman was infuriated. He pressed a button, launching missiles at Deadpool. Deadpool exploded, he was nothing but a head. Sonic: (picking his head up.) Why, Eggman!?! He was so young!!! Deadpool: (still a head.) Don't worry, Sonic! Just clap and I'll come back to life! Sonic: (dropping his head.) AAAAHHHH!!! Eggman: AAAAHHHH!!! Deadpool: AAAAHHHH!!! Sonic: (still in shock.) WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING!?! Deadpool: (regenerating.) Everyone else was doing it. Sonic tried not to faint, Eggman was enraged. Eggman: Curse you, and you're healing factor, Deadpool!!! (Calming down.) I know when I'm beat. (Leaving.) I'll be back!!! Deadpool: (fully regenerated.) Let's go home. Sonic: (seeing deadpool without his clothes.) ........ Sssuuurrreee. Meanwhile, at Dr. Eggman's lair. Eggman: (thinking to himself.) I wonder why Deadpool was dressed as a French maid.

The end.

Deadpool and Sonic part 7: Screw Logic!

Tails has awoken to find Deadpool is cleaning, but is surprised to see him dressed as a French maid. Tails: (putting his hand on his face.) Deadpool, why are you wearing that? Deadpool: (while sweeping.) I always wear this when cleaning. Tails: There is no logic to this. Deadpool: Screw logic! Sonic: (coming into the room.) Wha? Ahahahaha!!! Deadpool, you look rediculous! Deadpool: (sternly.) I know what you are, but what am I? Tails: An idiot! Deadpool: (lying.) Pfft! I knew that! Sonic sat down to watch TV, but when he turned it on, the news said Dr. Eggman was attacking. Sonic: Tails, I need you to stay and make sure our, you know what, is secure. Tails: (saluting.) Sir, yes, sir! I always wanted to say that. Sonic: Deadpool, get out of the dress. Deadpool: NO. Sonic groaned, then they headed off.

To be continued...

Deadpool and sonic part 6: Life's a Beach.

Deadpool, Sonic and Tails are vacationing at Emerald Coast. Deadpool: (having some soda with sonic.) This is great, ay guys? Sonic: It sure is, Deadpool. Tails: (getting out of the water to relax.) Hey, Deadpool? Why are you wearing you're costume? Deadpool: (putting down the drink.) I wear this 'cause I'm all covered in scars. Sonic: It's okay, dude! It's probably not that-- Sonic stoped talking, when Deadpool removed his mask, only to find his unsightly features. His face was covered in scars, each one red and sore, Sonic and Tails began to feel bad for him. Sonic: Deadpool. I- I had no idea-- Deadpool: (interupting Sonic.) It's okay. You didn't know. Can we go home, now? So they packed the car and went home, silent the entire trip.

The end.

Deadpool and Sonic part 5: Sonic's Special Friend, Shadow

Our heroes are now headed towards the home of Shadow the Hedgehog. Deadpool: (speaking with an exhausted tone.) Sonic! Will you stop!? I can't run as fast as you! Deadpool and Sonic finally reach Shadow's house, only to find he is being attacked by some men, resembling bee-keepers. Shadow: (while shooting one of the men.) Sonic! Glad you're here! Now, start helping me! Sonic: (jumping forward and kicking one in the face.) Who are these guys? Deadpool: (slicing the guys apart with his swords.) These guys are agents of A.I.M. Sonic and Shadow: A.I.M.? Deadpool: (snapining ones neck.) Yeah, some kind of terrorist organization. I doubt they work for egghead. They were around in my time. Shadow: (while shooting an agent.) Sonic, who is this guy? Sonic: This is Deadpool. He's from the past, but he went into suspended animation. Deadpool: Okay! People are dead! A.I.M. Agent: (while laying on the floor.) Actually, I'm still alive. Deadpool: (after shooting him in the head.) Not anymore! So, Shadow, why were these idiots attacking you? Shadow: (revealing a stone.) Because, I have this. Sonic: Well, what a coincidence! We have one, too! We know you can give that to the government, since you work for them. Shadow: (taking the other stone.) Very well, then. I'll see to it, that this is taken care of. Deadpool: (picking shadow up and hugging him.) Thanks, buddy! Shadow: PUT ME DOWN, NOW!!! So, Sonic and Deadpool headed home, and called it a day.

The end.

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Deadpool and sonic part 4: Scratched and Grounded

Mobotropillis museum, 9: 40 AM. A robot chicken named scratch, and some blue drill thing named grounder, are robbing the Mobotropillis museum of a strange, glowing stone. Scratch: (grabbing the stone.) We got the stone! Ba-gawk! Grounder: Looks more like a gem, to me. Scratch: (slapping grounder upside the head.) Shut up you idiot! If Dr. Eggman says it's a stone, then it's a stone! Suddenly, our heroes rush their way through the door. Deadpool: (pulling out his swords.) Stop where you are-- what kind of a sick joke is this? Scratch: Uh-oh! It's that, Deadpool fella, eggman told us about! Grounder: (with his drills turning into laser guns.) You ain't getting the stone, on my nonexistent watch! As Grounder misses Deadpool, worse than a storm trooper at Luke skywalker, Sonic jumps at Scratch, but the robot chicken ends up shooting a laser at him from the stone. Scratch: Whoa! This is one awesome stone! Ba-gawk! Deadpool kicks Grounder into Scratch, knocking them both down. Scratch and Grounder: (when deadpool takes the stone.) UH-OH! Deadpool: (shooting scratch and grounder through the roof, into the sky.) And it's a hooommmme ruuuuunnn!!! Scratch and Grounder: (flying into the sky.) WE'RE BLASTING OFF, AGAAAIIINNN!!! Scratch and Grounder disappear into the sky in a flash of light. Sonic: No wonder Eggman wanted that stone! Deadpool: It looks familiar. Ah well. What should we do with it? Sonic: I have a friend of mine, who can get that to the authorities. C'mon, let's go! So our heroes head to sonic's friend, begining a new adventure.

 To be continued...

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Deadpool and Sonic part 3: A Morning to Remember.

Sonic's house, 9: 30, AM. Sonic has awoke from bed, seeing Deadpool right infront of him. Sonic: HOLY CRAP!!! Deadpool don't do that! Deadpool: (holding a platter of pancakes.) I made you some breakfast, Sonic. I have a lot more in the kitchen, too. Sonic: How long have you been there? Deadpool: (speaking, joyfully.) since, six in the morning! Sonic: (agrivatedely.) Never do that again. Do you understand me? Deadpool: I think I do. Sonic was suprised when he got in the kitchen, because the room was loaded with pancakes, from floor to ceiling. Tails: (eating pancakes at the table.) Good morning sonic! Ya have a nice sleep? Sonic didn't awnser. He was mesmerized by the large quantities of food. Deadpool: Ah, I love the smell of 372,844 pancakes in the morning. Smells like victory. Tails: (still eating.) That it does, Deadpool. That it does. Sonic sat down and cramed as many pancakes into his mouth, as he could. Suddenly, the alarm went off, again. Sonic: (scarfing down the pancakes.) Tails, pal. Can you stay here and put the rest of these pancakes in the fridge? Tails: If it means leftovers, then yes! So Deadpool and Sonic headed towards the problem, happening in town.

To be continued...

Deadpool and sonic part 2: Can't be killed.

At the center of mobotropillis, home of sonic, the evil Dr. Eggman is terrorizing innocent civilians with his robots. Sonic: (appearing out of nowhere.) Allright Eggman, it's over! Eggman: (firing a laser from his eggmobile.) For you, it is. You won't beat me this time, Sonic! Sonic: (pointing at deadpool.) I got a new guy, here. He's really eager to kick you're butt! Deadpool: (still trying to catch his breathe.) S-s-slow down! I can't run as fast as you, sonic. Eggman: Ha! This fool thinks he can beat me? Now, that's a laugh! Deadpool: (pulling out his guns.) Those robots of you'res look like a good way to start. Tails: Be carful, Deadpool. Deadpool: (shooting down the robots.) Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Badabing- Badabang!!! Eggman: (speaking curiously.) Impressive display. Deadpool, is it? Deadpool: (putting his guns up.)  Correct-o-mundo! What's you're name? Eggman: My name is Dr. Eggman, and I--. Deadpool inturupted, by bursting into tears of laughter. Eggman: (infuriatedly.) NO! NO! STOP! STOP LAUGHING!!! IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! Deadpool: (trying to stop.) you're right, it's not funny... It's halarious! Ahahahaha!!! Angered by Deadpool's laughing, Eggman shot a laser through his chest. Sonic: (in shock.) OMG! Deadpool!!! Deadpool: (as the hole in his chest heals, rapidly.) Don't worry, Sonic. I've got this, totally sick healing factor. I'll be fine! Eggman: (in serious shock.) Well- well- well, I'm getting out of here! But I shall return! Tails: Okaaay? Well, I think we should be getting home, now. So Deadpool, Sonic and Tails head home, enjoy the rest of the day. All is well. For now, at least.

The End. For now

Deadpool and sonic part 1: The Story Begins

In the year, 2019, an anti-hero, ninja mercenary named Deadpool had just handled another contract at a special research facility, working on a cryogenic freezing system, which you'll see is important in a moment. Deadpool decided to take a moment to sit back and relax. However, the chair he sat on had a weak leg, due to accidentally shooting it. The chair broke, and Deadpool fell into one of the freeze tubes. Deadpool: (while about to be frozen.) Oh, crap! 3,000 years later, Deadpool unfroze to find he was in a new location. Deadpool: (looking confused.) Geez! This building went through a lot of changes. Then, Deadpool noticed, what appeared to be a two-tailed fox boy at the table next to him. Deadpool: okaaay? Who are you, and are you really a fox, or a child in a fur costume? The fox: (putting down his cup of juice.) My name is Miles Prower, but you can call me Tails. By the way, you're not at the same building. I found you under some rubble, and took you to my lab. Deadpool: Yes, but are you a fox? Tails: (sternly.) Yes, I'm a fox. Suddenly a blue, teenage hedgehog came through the door, looking suprised. Tails: (happily.) Sonic, look! The guy that was frozen is out! Sonic: Hey, why do you have weapons? Deadpool: My name is Wade Wilson, but you can call me Deadpool. Also, I'm a mercenary. Sonic: (with wide eyes.) If you're a mercenary, are you good or bad? Deadpool: Well I do kill, but I only kill criminals. Sometimes for money. So I guess you can call me an anti-hero. Suddenly an alarm went off. Tails: No more time to talk! We gotta stop Robotnik! Deadpool: Oh, can I come? Sonic: You better not kill anyone. Deadpool: I make no promises.

To be continued...

 

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My Big Decision.

Dear readers, 

As you can tell, I have deleted every fan fiction to come before this post. The reason is because, I was not satisfied with the story I made. I don't think it's terrible, I just thought I could do better. Which is why I have decided to remake the Deadpool and sonic fan fictions. To those who might be mad that I have done this, I apologize, however it is MY fan fiction, so it's my decision. To those on deviant art, if I am to use you're art, I will remember to credit you at the end of each post, to have such pictures. I hope you, all will enjoy the remake, and I appreciate, those who love my fan fics, so much. For now, I must think up ideas for my blog. 

Sincerely, Boba fett blogger.